A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and
cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of
all jungle animals?"
The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the
jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is
mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him
against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run
over by a tractor. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a
corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the
elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
upset about it!"
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